The Never ending sentence game.!!!!!1

OMG i've heard so much about this so ima get this started again.
For people that don't know what the NEVER ENDING SENTENCE game is i will tell you.
it starts like this I say> the little pig < NO PERIOD OR ANY OTHER PUNCTUATION MARK! then you say> jumped over the < then another says
something like > a bear trap < NO PERIOD! and so on,ETC.

-Must be 3 or less word
-Cannot contain ^,+,=,\,/*,^
-You can have smileys
-Have fun

i will start: The Old Lady

looked at the

micheal jackson

while standing on

a ham

that was on

a homosexual cow

who was eating

donut's two feet

that smelled

really old

BUT TASTED GOOD

Spoiler:

ate so much

that tom clancey

said something like

OMG COOKIE ATTACK

and left his

handbag in sainsburys


THIS IS SAINSBURYShttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Sainsburys_17a07.JPG/800px-Sainsburys_17a07.JPG

next to the

rofllollamo monster that

picked it up

and looked at

peter griffin

who is dead